Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Friday, April 14, 2017

On the Lighter side - Anything is Possible in Morocco

Recently a tourist guide in Fez was overheard saying "Anything is possible in Morocco." Generally, we would agree with that. However, a recent email asking where to get food for a pet snake, had our colleagues flummoxed!

So, the challenge is on to see if such a request can be met in Morocco.

Which brings us to another story about Sidi Hamza, a Moroccan from Fez, who went to the US embassy in Rabat to get a visa for a visit to his friends in America.

When asked where he was going, Hamza replied,"San Jose".

The embassy official frowned and then corrected Hamza, informing him that San Jose is pronounced "San Hose" and that the "J" is pronounced as "H" in the States...

"So how long is your stay in San Jose?"

Hamza didn't miss a beat: "Six months; from Hanuary to Hune."


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Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The View From Fez’s Guide to Concert Photography


Over many years of covering festivals one of the most often heard complaints concerns photographers and TV camera crews blocking the audience view, wandering onstage during a performance or using a flash or TV lighting. With the proliferation of smart phones and iPads, now the audience can join, resulting in a sea of selfie sticks and tablets held above their heads
A sea of smartphone screens is always fun to watch

Photographer Hedd Thomas decided it was time to take a look at the problem, and, with his tongue firmly in his cheek, has come up with a list of five points to remember when attending a concert.

Crawling into a distracting position is fun for everyone

1. Shoot at quiet times in the music. Composers include quiet sections specifically to be filled with the sweet sound of a DSLR’s mechanical shutter or a point-and-shoot’s electronic beeps. Only you can provide them.

2. Always shoot with flash. Musicians secretly want to be distracted by a sudden bright light so as to have an excuse for their mistakes, and audiences and lighting directors alike crave clarity, if only for a millisecond.

3. Get in people’s way. The audience is there to appreciate the music, so what does it matter if they can’t see? By obstructing their view you’re helping them remember what’s important. It’s a win-win situation, and they’ll thank you when they see the results.

Always hold your selfie stick high so everyone can enjoy it

4. Show others what you’re shooting. Brighten that LED screen and stick it up for all to see. You give value for money by letting the audience see not just one performance on stage but two, three or eighteen identical ones dotted all around.

Always stand when you pose for a photo

5. Remember, you’re the most important person there. Music passes in the moment, but your work will endure. Because if you don’t document it with 397 stills, 20 selfies, 9 videos and a sound recording, it’s as if the concert never happened.

Performers love flash photography and extra video lighting

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Friday, March 25, 2016

"Fez Smiles" - Fez Comedy Festival 2016



Organised by the association  "Comedians United for Culture and the Arts" the 5th edition of the Fez comedy festival will take place from March 28 to April 2 under the theme "Fez smiles." The festival includes performances and skits as well as other cultural activities, including a conference with the theme "humour and the development of consciousness."


In partnership with the Moroccan Department Culture, this artistic event, aims to develop the artistic creativity of young people and showcase their humorous works.

The festival takes place at the Houria Cultural Complex, the House of Culture, the Al Quds Youth Complex and other city sites. This edition will pay tribute to the comedian Hassan Foulan, one of the founders of the "Hay el Masrah" troupe, in recognition of his rich contribution to Moroccan cultural and artistic activities.

Hassan Foulan
Shows in the program include "Saad El banat" (lucky girls) by director Hicham Jbari, "kolchi fi chakouch"(everything is in the cart) from Hassan Hjij,  "Ouled El Houma" (local children) from the Comedians United troupe.


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Friday, March 11, 2016

Fez Festival of Humour 2016


The 5th edition of the Fez Festival of Humour begins 7pm on Monday March 28th at the Complexe El Houriya


One of the highlights should be the one man show by the young Moroccan Abdelali Lamhar and performances by the stars of the popular sitcoms such as Al Khawassir ( The Couple). 


Abdelali Lamhar  will be performing the show "Skwila" on March 30th at 8pm.  

For more information check the festival Facebook page



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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Child Rearing - Moroccan style


Moroccans have a great reputation for being child friendly. So, The View From Fez was amused by this tale from a recent trip to the Carrefour Supermarket in Fez

A female friend was shopping and found herself following a grandfather and his badly-behaved 3-year-old grandson.

It was obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweets aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle and for fruit, cereal and soft drinks in the other aisles.

However the Grandfather was working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Hamza, we won't be long . . . . easy, boy."

A couple of aisles later there was another outburst and she heard the grandfather calmly say: "It's okay, Hamza, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror was throwing items out of the cart and yet the grandfather appeared unruffled. Once again he spoke softly, in a controlled voice, "Hamza, Hamza, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool, Hamza my boy.

Very impressed by his tolerance, our female friend went down to the car park where the grandfather was loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She approached the man and said, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying 'things would be okay'... Hamza is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm Hamza, This little blighter's name is Rachid.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The Great Facebook ‘Insha’Allah’ Hoax


You probably have heard in the last few days about a new button being unveiled by Facebook to the Arabic market to allow the users in the region to respond with “Inshallah” to event invitation they receive



Yes, it is a great idea, but no - it's a joke.

The joke was started by a parody website The Pan-Arabia Enquirer, and unfortunately people fell for it!
Following the opening of its office in Dubai, Facebook has revealed the first of what it claims will be many alterations to the social media site tailored to the local Arabic market. As of next week, users across the Middle East and North Africa will have to opportunity to respond with ‘Insha’Allah’ to an event invitation, along with the usual ‘Join’, ‘Maybe’ and ‘Decline’.
“This was the result of several focus groups across the region,” said Facebook Arabia’s Regional Solutions Manager, Majid Johnson. “Adding an ‘Insha’Allah’ button for Facebook events was by far and away the most popular request.”
What was truly astounding was the reaction by readers who thought it was for real - despite being on a site that announces it is satire.


Some folks became really angry and said the button was 'sacrilegious'. To which other commentators responded that they did not have to press the button.

Perhaps best of all was the comment: "Why not make it the yimkin mumkin (maybe, perhaps) button? That will solve the religious issues…."


However, Facebook has said it will shortly add a "dislike" button - you have to "like" that.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Islamic Values ~ Thought For The Day


Meanwhile... in a better world...


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Monday, October 28, 2013

"No Woman No Drive" - Satire On Saudi Driving Prohibition Goes Viral in Morocco


Ibn Warraq reports from Casablanca that a musical satire on YouTube has tickled the funny bone of local Moroccans 

The video - No Woman No Drive - by Hisham Fageeh takes a Bob Marley song and with a change of lyrics makes it the perfect response to the Saudi prohibition on women driving. He also manages to get in a line mocking the Saudi Imam who has been ridiculed around the world for saying driving would effect women's ovaries!

Walking past cafes in Casa you can hear the song and the chuckles as people watch it on their phones or iPads. The Marley song has been a Moroccan favourite for years especially with the Gnawa. It seems that the new lyrics may catch on.

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world where women are not allowed to drive. The ban is informal, rather than enshrined in law.

Activist and writer Tamador Alyami said clarification was needed from the authorities: “They are giving us confusing messages. There’s nothing clear about it, no clear law, no clear punishment, so the message is not clear and that’s why we’re fighting for it.”


The campaign has sparked a wider debate in Saudi society over how women are treated. Social activist and comedian Hisham Fageeh's ironic video, ‘No Woman, No Drive’ was posted ion YouTube on the day of the protest.


Fageeh’s unique twist on Bob Marley’s ‘No Woman, No Cry’ had been viewed more than 140,000 times within hours of being posted online.

While Morocco enjoys good diplomatic relations with Saudi Arabia, there is a view amongst young Moroccans that Saudi society is repressive and behind the times - especially with its treatment of women. The campaign to allow women to drive in KSA is gaining ground and in the recent protest some 60 women drove in public. Sixteen of them are reported to have been fined around $80. This is a far cry from a few years ago when a woman was jailed for driving.

As part of the latest campaign, dozens of women have posted online videos of themselves driving in different Saudi cities. No-one has been arrested.

The activists behind the campaign believe the public mood is changing, with many more people - including an increasing number of men - publicly supporting the lifting of the ban.



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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Coming to Fez for One Night Only - A Musical Maestro and Comic Genius


Fez is about to experience one of the most unusual concerts it has ever witnessed! Comedian and singer/songwriter Martin Pearson will be performing at Riad Zany and everyone is invited. The date for the concert is Thursday August 29th at 8.30 PM.  Martin sings in what he believes to be English


The world's funniest male, long-haired, Australian, Piscean folk singer. Formerly of the act "Martin Pearson", Martin rose to fame like a dead pigeon in a water tank. He plays the fool in B sharp.

Martin is a very funny satirical performer. He has been amusing, even thrilling audiences around the globe for ages now, and if you haven't seen him live - you're missing out.

Martin tickles the funny bone. His act is full of scintillating stuff and he has an ability to take current events and observations of everyday life, and turn them into side splitting comedy routines.

His singing and songwriting is legendary.


Comments by critics include:

"You will love Martin for his quick wit in his political and social satire, some of which is a vehicle for his easy folk singing, self-accompanied on guitar."

"Pearson is a seasoned trouper of the world's folk festival circuit and he reveres few sacred cows, neither Prime Ministers nor Popes - all are grist to Pearson's musical mill and get the treatment from his creative pen."

"He is a good yarn-spinner, and time passes quickly, as it does when you're having fun."

"Variety and wit and effortlessly polished vocal performances. Martin has the outstanding ability to engage the audience, swapping banter and taking them on a wonderfully varied trip. One moment there are members of the audience rolling in their chairs and the next, you could hear a pin drop while they're spellbound by a simply sublime performance."

From Martin's Mouth

When asked why he performs comedy, Martin replies:  “Why comedy? Well, I really like making people laugh. There is no finer feeling of affirmation than a hundred people showing they like you by laughing at your jokes and stories. And laughter has all the "good" medicinal qualities.

I am currently putting together a diet based on "things that are good for you that make you feel good" (to my mind, "making you feel good" should be reason enough for their beneficent nature, but alas, most people require more reasoning.)

So, my list to date consists of: Red Wine - medically proven to lower cholesterol and promote anti-oxidants.

That’s it so far, although a doctor down in Port Arthur (Australia) told me that chocolate starts to be good for you if it has over 70% cocoa solids, so I will soon be adding "finest Swiss chocolate" to the list. I'm doing the research now.”

WHEN: Thursday August 29 at 8.30 PM
WHERE: Riad Zany, Fez Medina. (Pick up from Cinema Amal, R'cif at 8 PM.)
COST: Donation
BOOKING: Places are strictly limited - to book a seat email theviewfromfez@gmail.com

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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

On the Lighter Side ~ The Perils of "Google Translate" and other stories


With thanks to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police


Alcool-Contrebande. La gendarmerie royale attaque une distillerie clandestine d’alcool. Une escouade de la gendarmerie royale en poste à Oulad Taima dans la province de Taroudant, a opéré une attaque dans une ferme où était installée une distillerie clandestine de spiritueux. La ferme en question est située au Douar Riyayna , à quelques 15 Km d’Oulad Taima.
The quotation above came to our attention not because of its news value to people interested in Morocco and Moroccan culture, but because when we first read it it had been automatically translated into English. Which would have been fine if the translation had not come up as...
Alcohol smuggling. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police attack an illegal alcohol distillery. A squad of mounted police stationed in Oulad Taima in the province of Taroudant, has made ​​an attack on a farm which was located a clandestine distillery spirits. The farm in question is located at Douar Riyayna
Our Canadian readers will no doubt be pleased to see that their famous Royal Canadian Mounted Police, still get their man - even if he's in Morocco. According to media sources "the Royal Canadian Mounted Police seized 22 tons of fermented figs, 2 tons of alcohol fig, 52 kg of cannabis, 4 kg of tobacco, plus a car and various utensils used for fermenting figs alcohol to extract and store".

And then there was the case of the "Unusual Ram - Transient birth in flight Casablanca-Bologna"

At first glance one might have suspected an international sheep smuggling scam... but no, after returning to the French text we discovered it to be the heart warming and reasuring story about the skills of Royal Air Maroc cabin crews.


For your pleasure we have the exact Google Translate item as it first appeared.

Unusual Ram: Transient flight Royal Air Morocco Casablanca connecting to Bologna (Italy) last Sunday, gave birth in flight a baby male, it was learned Monday from the national company, ensuring that the baby and mom are "healthy." Aged 39 years, the woman had felt the first contractions a few minutes after takeoff. Commander  had decided, as a precaution, to divert the flight to Barcelona, ​​said a statement from RAM. Cabin crew (flight purser), assisted by a passing (midwife by profession), performed the operation "successfully a few seconds before landing," the company said. The baby and the mother, who was "in good health", were quickly transferred to San Joan de Deu Hospital, "through the effective involvement of local Royal Air Morocco to Barcelona airport and health services the Catalan city, "Does it shows. The plane resumed its flight to Bologna 50 minutes after landing in Barcelona. The hostesses and stewards of the national company are trained in different techniques of medical intervention, including delivery operations, the source said.

Royal Air Maroc Bans Saudi Diplomat

It is also reassuring to know that Royal Air Maroc, can not only deliver your baby in flight (thanks to a "passing midwife") - but will also protect you from inebriated Saudi diplomats.
A Royal Air Maroc (RAM) pilot banned a Saudi diplomat from boarding. The plane linking Doha to Casablanca, had made ​​a stop at Houari Boumediene airport in Algiers, where the Saudi diplomat and a 'friend" wanted to travel Casablanca. Media sources reported that the RAM pilot had been alerted by the crew that the Saudi was in a state of high intoxication and unsteady, and warned that he might cause inconvenience to other passengers during their flight to Casablanca. The same sources said the Saudi created a scandal at Algiers airport, following the ban, but he had to resign himself to the intransigence of the RAM pilot. Thankfully the RAM pilot complied with the protocols provided in this kind of situation, because the mental state of the passenger, severely degraded by intoxication, was a risk to flight safety and passenger.

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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Once Upon a Time in Ramadan - Ramadan Diary

Ramadan in Morocco is very much a family affair but what of those who are on their own? The View from Fez would like to thank an anonymous Wikileaks source that details a day in the life of a chocoholic's experience of just one day during Ramadan.




Fez Medina Morocco - Ramadan (2013)

Day two:

11 am:  There is a frozen Mars Bar in my fridge. I am dreaming of eating it when the heat wakes me. Or maybe it is the cat. I look at the clock. It really does say 11 am. I can't remember when I was asleep at this time of the morning - ever. Well, maybe in some other country and cooler climate when I had got home from an all night bash and stumbled into bed at 7am.

Craving coffee, I mumble 'good morning' to the cat and haul myself out of bed.

I am half way down the stairs to the kitchen when I realise the world outside my walls is totally silent. There are no yelling kids on their way to school, no clopping of donkey or mule hooves on the cobbled streets. Totally silent. It is Ramadan and I am probably the only person in the entire Medina who is awake.

The fog in my brain clears. Of course everyone is asleep. It's the second day of Ramadan. Which also means no coffee. Not for another nine hours. No coffee. no water, no ice cream. The Mars Bar in the fridge is safe for a while yet. The cat joins me and reminds me that cats don't have to fast. After I feed the cat I check the thermometer in the courtyard. It is 37 degrees Celsius. I go into the downstairs salon, close the curtains, switch on the fan and, stretching out on the sofa, go back to sleep.

2 pm: There is a loud bang. A fuse has blown and the fan has overheated and stopped. For a moment I wonder if it is sweat trickling down my face, or if I am melting. The courtyard thermometer reads 39.


2.20 pm. Cold shower. Fix the fuse. Then I make the mistake of checking if the refrigerator is still working. The door swings open and the light comes on. In front of me are all the temptations. A jug of iced lemon-water. A packet of Norwegian smoked salmon, a bottle of Schweppes Tonic, a large slice of watermelon glistens at me from inside its protection of cling-wrap. In the door are two bottles of Sidi Ali and a 2012 Entre-Deux Mers. The Mars Bar sits on the middle shelf, mocking me.

I don't open the freezer. The vanilla bean ice cream is there, knowing it is safe for another six hours.

5 pm: Another cold shower and then I head to the souk. Every single person in Fez is in the souk. The price of everything seems to have gone up. I buy some bessara in a plastic bag, a baguette, some beautiful dates and ten eggs.

6 pm: Not that I am watching the clock, but with only a couple of hours to go I excuse my rising sense of excitement - and my obsession with the time. Maybe my watch is running slow? I check my phone. It is the same on the computer. It is still 6 pm.



6.50 pm: Four eggs are hard boiled. Dates are split and stuffed with walnuts. Iced water is on the table. Bessara is in the pot, ready to heat. Table is prepared. Again the cat reminds me it is not fasting. I feed it and give it a bowl of cool water

7.30 pm: Temperature down to 32 degrees. I make a pot of coffee. I peel the eggs. Everything is ready.

7.40 pm: The cannon fires twice. Or maybe it is two cannons. From all the mosques the cry rings out 'Allah Akbar'. And in a thousand households people are saying the same thing - 'Bismallah'... and a thousand dates are eaten, a thousand glasses of milk are drunk. 'B'saha'... and in the fridge the Mars Bar thinks it's safe - not for long.

8.30 pm:  The dishes are washed. The Mars Bar is gone.

10.00 pm  Around the Medina the rooms flicker blue as the latest episode of the Egyptian soap opera unfolds.

11:00 pm. Sleep.

1.30 am: A yelling, knocking and drumming wakes me. It is the Dkak - the man who goes through the streets and wakes the Medina up for the last meal before the fast begins again.



2.00 am:  The cannon roars its warning to eat now.  So after showering I take some fresh basil, pine-nuts, garlic and parmesan and make pesto. While the pasta is boiling and the chicken pieces browning, I blend some cold milk and avocado, banana and yogurt.

2.30 am: A friend phones to make sure I am awake and eating. 'Drink plenty of water,' he advises. 'And eat chicken or lamb.'  I explain what I have cooked and I know he is grinning as he says 'Al hamdullilah.'

3.30 am  The temperature is 22 degrees. In ten minutes the call will come from the mosques, announcing that the fast has commenced again. Tomorrow promises to be hotter. It will be the same again. Fasting, sleeping, eating. Only with one less Mars Bar.

See all the Ramadan Diary excerpts - RAMADAN DIARY


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Friday, April 26, 2013

On the Lighter Side of Moroccan Culture...


70-year old Mustapha, an extremely wealthy widower, shows up at a friend's wedding with his new wife, an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful 25 year old. His friends can't believe how she hangs on to his arm and listens intently to his every word.

Baffled and amazed they corner Mustapha and ask, "Brother Mustapha how did you get this extraordinary woman to become your wife?"

"I lied about my age," Mustapha replied.

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Mustapha smiled and shook his head, "Nope, I told her I was 90."




Rachid decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as an Eid gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....


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Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Humour - A Toe-Hold in the Banking Sector


One day Sidi Mustapha went to the Arab Bank Maroc in Fez with a large bag full of money.

Sidi Mustapha insisted on speaking to the President of the bank in order to open a savings account because, he said, he had a lot of money in Dirhams and US dollars.

After much discussion an employee took Sidi Mustapha to the office of the president - a man from a highly respected family.

The President of the bank asked Sidi Mustapha how much he wanted to deposit.

Sidi Mustapha said he thought it would be around 250,000 USD.

The Bank President was curious, so he asked Sidi Mustapha how he had saved such a large sum of money.

Sidi Mustapha said he made bets.

The President, quite surprised, asked: “Which kind of bets?”

Sidi Mustapha said: “For example, I bet you 25,000 US dollars that you can't wriggle your toes.”

The President started to laugh and pointed out that this kind of bet was impossible to win!

Sidi Mustapha replied: “Would you like to make a bet?”

“Certainly,” answered the President, “I can guarantee you that I can wriggle my toes.”

Sidi Mustapha nodded then said, “Given the size of the bet, I’ll come back tomorrow at 10am with my lawyer as a witness, if it’s alright with you.”

“No problem,” said the President.

That evening, the President became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of his mirror examining his toes, turning them in all directions, again and again, in order to make sure that his toes could be wriggled and therefore be sure to win this bet.

On the next day, 10am sharp, Sidi Mustapha arrived with his lawyer at the office of the President.

The president then removed his shoes and wriggled his toes so that Sidi Mustapha and his lawyer could see everything.

Sidi Mustapha came closer and asked him if he could touch them.

“Of course please do!” said the President, given the fact that there was so much money involved, “you must be 100% sure.”

Sidi Mustapha, smiling, started to do so.

The President looked up to see the lawyer banging his head against the wall.

He asked Sidi Mustapha “What is he doing?”

Sidi Mustapha answered: “It’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10am today, I would be holding the toes of the President of the Arab Bank Maroc in my hands!”

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Saturday, February 09, 2013

Moroccan News Briefs #85


Shipwreck. 1 dead and 2 missing in the sinking of a boat off Safi

At least one sailor was killed this week in the sinking of a fishing boat near the coastal town of Lalla Fatna, about 10 kilometers north of the port of Safi. His body was recovered the same day, informed the local salvage services, noting that two other sailors are still missing. The sinking of the boat, which occurred in the morning was probably due to the "strong swell that hit the coast of the region," says one local sopurce. The sailors had been warned of the risk on Tuesday by the port of Safi authorities.

French utility GDF Suez to build and operate Africa's largest wind farm in Morocco

GDF Suez and local company Nareva Holding plan to complete the 300-megawatt Tarfaya project in the southern coastal desert, by the end of 2014, the Paris- based utility said today in a statement. The partners, using a 360 million-euro ($488 million) loan from Moroccan banks and 90 million euros of their own capital, will share development costs equally. The banks contributing to the scheme are: Attijariwafa Bank, Banque Centrale Populaire and Banque Marocaine du Commerce Exterieur

The Tarfaya wind park will have an output of 300 megawatts, representing around two-fifths of the country's total wind energy capacity. GDF Suez and Nareva have signed a 20-year agreement to sell the power generated at their project to Morocco’s Office National de l’Electricite & de l’Eau Potable. “Optimal” wind conditions will give the site a utilization rate of 45 percent, GDF Suez said.

Several African countries including Kenya and Ethiopia in the east are starting to harness wind power as their energy demands increase.

Morocco, where demand for electricity has risen 6 percent a year on average over the last 15 years, wants to produce 42 percent of its power from renewable sources by 2020, GDF said. With rising electricity demand and untapped wind resources, Morocco is luring developers including Enel Green Power SpA and Xinjiang Goldwind Science & Technology Co. to build clean-energy projects. Morocco aims to build 2,000 megawatts of wind capacity by 2020 to curb dependence on fossil fuels.

“There’s no uncertainty about power prices or volumes,” GDF Suez Chief Executive Officer Gerard Mestrallet said. “There’s no risk.”


Moroccan Centre for Human Rights calls for investigation into student death in Fez

Youssef El Kaidi, writing for Moroccan World News, reports that he death of Mohamed El-Fizazi last Saturday, January 26th, in the University Hospital Hassan II in Fez continues to stir different reactions and responses. The Moroccan Center for Human Rights called for an independent and impartial investigation into the death of Moahmmed El-Fizazi.

In a statement to the public, the Moroccan Centre for Human Rights stressed that Mohammed El-Fizazi died “as a result of the intervention of Quick Response Forces on January 14th and 15th, 2013 against students living in the university campus of Sais-Fez. The intervention was described by many observers as excessively violent.”

The Human Right Centre as called called for a transparent investigation to clarify the circumstances leading to the death of Mohammed El-Fizazi and take the necessary legal action against all those involved in his murder.

The regional board of the Moroccan Association for Human Rights in Taher Souk, 60 miles north east of fez, the birth place of the deceased, issued a statement to the public opinion condemning in the strongest terms the repressive actions which resulted in the death of the student Moahmmed El-Fizazi.” The board also holds the security forces responsible for the death of Al-Fizazi and “demands a thorough investigation into the tragedy and the trial of the criminals.”

The 20th February Movement in Fez issued a strongly worded statement, obtained by Morocco World News. The movement, which has been asking for political change in Morocco since February 20th, 2011 strongly “condemns the brutal intervention against the students who were struggling for their most basic rights (food and lodging).” The movement also calls for “the prosecution of all those involved in the crime of January 14th and 15th which led to the martyrdom of the student.”

The latest news coming from Taher Souk say that the delay in delivering the corpse of the deceased to the family created a state of indignation and anger, not just in the family, but in the whole village. This delay is attributed to the fact that the corpse is taken to another hospital for a forensic autopsy to investigate the real causes of death.

Students from the University of Fez told Morocco World News that the university is expected to be on a ‘hot tin’ the coming weeks if students decide to boycott classes or protest against the violence that led to the death of their friend.


Another new shopping mall for Casablanca

The "Anfaplace Shopping Center" was inaugurated on Thursday in Casablanca, during a ceremony presided over by Abderkader Amara, Minister of Trade, Industry and new technologies, and Lahcen Haddad, Minister of Tourism. Carried out on an area of 3.6 hectares, for a total investment of 829 million dirhams, the mall is home to more than 80 international brands of ready-to-wear, accessories.

The mall will generate more than 3,000 direct and indirect jobs. In addition to 1,200 parking spaces, it will house several medical and financial services as well as leisure facilities including a space for children.

Managing the new center has been entrusted to CB Richard Ellis. The company has nearly 39,000 employees and more than 447 offices worldwide in over 60 different countries. It is listed on the New York Stock Exchange in 2011 and achieved a turnover of 5.9 billion dollars.

This new mall is part of a tourist, residential and business which includes a 5 star hotel (scheduled to open in 2014), a residential area of 240 homes, tourist residences and office floors. Several personalities attended the ceremony inauguarion, including the Mayor of Casablanca, Mohamed Sajid, and the Spanish ambassador in Rabat, Alberto Navarro.


Youth unemployment in the Arab region is the highest in the world

A report by the U.N. International Labour Organization (ILO) says stated that the Arab uprisings have exposed skewed development policies, social justice deficits and over twenty years of poorly managed economic liberalization.

“As a region, youth unemployment is the highest globally at 23.2 percent, compared to a world average of 13.9 percent, and varies significantly within sub-regions,” said the report named “Rethinking Economic Growth: Towards Productive and Inclusive Arab Societies.”

Arab region youth unemployment is the highest globally"

The report does however have some positive assessments of the situation in the Middle East. The Arab region has achieved near universal primary education enrolment since the 1970’s. Furthermore the youth literacy rate is now 92 percent in North Africa and 99 per cent in the Middle East and the Gulf Cooperation Council, reported the Saudi Press Agency.

Countries in the region were able to tackle debt and inflation during the 1990’s and 2000’s, they also managed to spur economic growth and create jobs. However, growth lagged behind global standards and the newly created jobs were focused in the arena of low productivity sectors. Governments paid scant attention to the social consequences of their economic policies.

Meanwhile, the private sector has remained among the least competitive globally due to low rates of investment as well as a poor regulatory environment. There is also the noted issue of widespread nepotism and corruption.

Mohammad Pournik, Poverty Practice Leader at the United Nations Development Fund’s (UNDP) regional centre in Cairo, noted that one of the demands of Arab youth was attaining jobs without the need for intermediaries. “The real issue is the need for jobs with social dignity rather than jobs that come at the expense of dignity,” said Pournik.

According to the report, economic growth in the next decade is dependent on good governance – which must improve to attract higher rates of investment and enable structural and institutional reforms. “Arabs need an inclusive development model that is grounded in social justice,” said Nada al-Nashif, Regional Director for the Arab States, International Labour Organisation.


Smart phones 4Africa

Microsoft, taking aim at the world's fastest-growing smartphone market, said on Monday that it would team up with Huawei of China to sell a low-cost Windows smartphone in Africa.

Huawei 4Afrika Windows Phone (photo AFP)

The phone, called the Huawei 4Afrika Windows Phone, will cost $US150 ($A144) and initially be sold in seven countries. Microsoft's Windows Phone software is fourth among smartphone operating systems, with just 2 per cent of the worldwide market in September, according to Canalys, a British research firm.

"Microsoft is a small player in smartphones and it needs as many partners as it can get," said Pete Cunningham, an analyst at Canalys. "And Africa is one of Huawei's strongest markets outside of China."

Microsoft's choice of Huawei, a leading maker of mobile networking equipment for African operators, does not detract from Microsoft's commitment to Nokia, which is relying on Windows Phone software to lift its new line of smartphones and return the company to profitability.

Fernando de Sousa, the general manager for Microsoft Africa, said that in the next few months, Microsoft and Nokia planned to introduce two new Windows phones for the African market.
Africa has an average sales growth of 43 per cent a year since 2000, according to the GSM Association, an industry trade group based in London.

In sub-Saharan Africa alone, 10 per cent of the 445 million mobile phone users have smartphones, but that is expected to increase rapidly as operators expand high-speed networks.

By 2017, most consumers in South Africa will be using smartphones, up from 20 per cent last year, according to the GSM Association. In Nigeria, the continent's most populous country, the outlook for sustained growth is even greater, with smartphone penetration projected to reach 30 per cent by 2017.

The World Bank says that roughly a quarter of the 1 billion people on the continent are middle-class wage earners, the target group that Microsoft will try to reach with the Huawei phone, de Sousa said. "Africans are generally quite conscious of brand, quality and image," he said. "We are being very clear that we are not going to be building something cheap for this market. What we want to do is deliver real quality innovation at an affordable price. Compared to some smartphones that cost $600 here, this is very affordable."

Microsoft plans to introduce the Huawei 4Afrika phone on Tuesday at events in Lagos, Nigeria; Cairo, Nairobi, Kenya; Johannesburg and Abidjan, Ivory Coast. It will also be sold in Morocco and Angola.

The phone, which will run the Windows Phone 8 operating system, will be sold with applications designed for African consumers. Some apps give easy access to African soccer results. Others, like in Nigeria, focus on the country's entertainment and film industries. An application developed in Egypt allows a woman who feels she is being harassed to alert the authorities to her location with one touch of her phone.

By targeting Africa, Microsoft is trying to build on momentum it recently gained through its partnership with Nokia. The company sold 4.4 million Lumia Windows smartphones in the fourth quarter of last year, up from 2.9 million the previous quarter.

In November, the Microsoft chief executive, Steven Ballmer, said Microsoft had sold four times as many Windows phones at that point as it had a year earlier. A month later, Microsoft said sales of Windows phones over the holidays were five times those of a year ago.

Combined, Google's Android and Apple's iOS operating systems run about 7 in 10 smartphones worldwide, with BlackBerry at 15 per cent. But by 2016, Canalys expects Windows to overtake BlackBerry to become the No.3 operating system, with a 15 per cent share, compared with 5 per cent for BlackBerry.

Microsoft is not alone in its focus on Africa. Samsung, the largest seller of smartphones and mobile phones, has recently expanded the less expensive range of Galaxy smartphones to market in Africa and other emerging markets, said Anshul Gupta, an analyst at Gartner in Mumbai, India. Gupta said there was pent-up demand among African consumers for a smartphone costing $100 or less. He said several smaller Chinese phone makers, including TCL, ZTE and Lenovo, were working on developing simpler smartphones that sold for $50.


On the lighter side...

Sidi Fouad, aged 92, and Fatima Zahra, age 89, live in Fez. Recently they decided that it was time for them to get married. They became extremely excited about their decision tand decided to start making the arrangements. 

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a pharmacy. Sidi Fouad suggests they go in.

Sidi Fouad addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The chemist answers, "Yes."

Sidi Fouad: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Chemist: "Of course we do."

Sidi Fouad: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Chemist: "Definitely."

Sidi Fouad: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Chemist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Sidi Fouad: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Chemist: "Absolutely.."

Sidi Fouad: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Chemist: "We sure do."

Sidi Fouad: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Chemist: "All speeds and sizes."

Sidi Fouad: And do you have viagra?
Chemist: Of course.

Sidi Fouad: "In that case, we'd like to use this pharmacy store for our wedding presents list."


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Sunday, February 03, 2013

A Moroccan Cooking Lesson ~ humour


Driss was making a breakfast of fried eggs for his wife, Fatima Zohra, when she burst into the kitchen.

"Careful," Fatima Zohra cried, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my word! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

Driss stared at his wife in amazement, "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

Fatima Zohra smiled sweetly and calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

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Sunday, January 13, 2013

A Moroccan Taxi Tale - Humour


A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Marrakech and asked to be taken to the airport.

On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist exclaimed, 'Oh! A Toyota - Made in Japan! Very fast!'

Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. 'Oh! Nissan - Made in Japan! Very fast!'

Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, 'Oh! Mitsubishi - Made in Japan! Very fast!'

Mustapha, the taxi driver, who was 100% Moroccan, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his taxi, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. 'Oh! Honda - Made in Japan! Very fast!'

Mustapha stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, 'That'll be 300 dirhams.'

'300 dirhams? It was short ride! Why so much?'

Mustapha smiled as he replied, 'Meter - Made in Morocco. Very fast.'

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Saturday, December 22, 2012

A Price of a Helicopter Ride ~ humour


Jallaluddin and his wife Maasshalah went to the village fair every year, and every year Jallaluddin would say,” Maasshalah, I’d like to ride in that helicopter."


Maasshalah always replied, "I know Jallaluddin, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

One year Maasshalah and Jallaluddin went to the fair, and Jallaluddin said "Maasshalah I’m 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.”

Maasshalah replied, "Jallaluddin that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Brother and sister I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride; if you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! but if you say one word, it's 50 dollars."

Jallaluddin and Maasshalah agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

He did his dare devil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Jallaluddin and said, "Ajeeb! Ajeeb!, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I’m very, very impressed!"

Jallaluddin replied, "Well I almost said something when the old lady fell out, but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!"

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