Habibbullah and Jallaluddin were riding their donkeys along the dusty road to Kandahar when they found three grenades on the road. After some discussion they decided that the best course of action was to take them to a police station.
After riding a little way, Habibullah stopped, struck by a sudden thought. "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Jallaluddin, nodded, smiled and kept riding. "We'll lie," he said "and say we only found two."