English, the language of death?

For those of you who have been following the debate about the need for an English language portal on the web for Morocco, will be dismayed by the information we have for you today. What we are presenting was intended as the final word on nutrition and health, and, while it is a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies, the conclusion should come as a warning to us all.

FACTS

1 Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

2 Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

3 Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

4 Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

5 Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.


CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


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